Ricky Martin Gets What He Deserves

Author: Ryan

Date: January 11, 2001

by Ryan
1-11-01
Ricky Martin Stumbles Upon A Large Missle
....Cause I'm livin the Vi Va Loca!!!!Ewwwww...To touch or not to touch....TOUCH!!
All of a sudden it blows up!!!! (yes!hehehehe)
Cause I'm Livin the...WHAT!!!???!!!!
Ricky Martin... You have committed numerous crimes like making people listen to your blasted song!!!Also I know what you did last night!!!! ohh yes! We're sorry but this is not the place for you!
After Ricky was transferred to hell....
Yeah livin the Vi Va Loca!!!
Hurry up with your work!!! Satin will not be pleased......Uhh I didn't say for you to stop singing...Good no ones lookin...Can i have your autograph.....