This is nuts! (get it?)

Author: Samoa_Joe

Date: July 24, 2004

by Samoa_Joe
7-24-04
Jagger is out hunting.
Oooh, an unsuspecting squirrel, walking around, dealing with his everyday tasks of gathering food for the winter...
Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing, asshole? You better leave me alone right now, or I'll kick your ass, shaolin-style.
Bring it on, jackass.
Later that day...
Whoa, dude, let me get this straight: you mean to say that you got beat up by a squirrel? Man, I thought I was the only one with a screwed up brain around here.
He was 20 feet tall. I swear.