The Magic Mirror®

Author: Samoa_Joe

Date: July 25, 2004

by Samoa_Joe
7-25-04
The mirror answers questions...
What is the meaning of life?
To not get your ass kicked by squirrels. Thus, you fail.
But who put it there? And what is the source of its power?
Can I... Whoa, I look awesome! Anyway, can I have extra biscuits?
Dude, like, can you ever NOT have them? No, didn't think so. Keep on rocking, man.
Hint: it's Nac-Aloc.
What do I have to do to get Tango to sleep with me?
Suicide is your only option.