Introducing new cast!

Author: Samoa_Joe

Date: July 25, 2004

by Samoa_Joe
7-25-04
Damage!
Today, we're going to introduce some new cast members. First out is my evil cousin Damage. Say hi to the readers, Damage.
Read the sign, barf-face.
The squirrel!
Friendly as always... Next up is the squirrel that kicked Jagger's ass a while ago. You need a name, though...
Just refer to me as the Asskicking Dynamic Incredible Dash Attacking Squirrel.
From now on known as Adidas!
Um... A.D.I.D.A.S?
Word life, motherfucker.