Tango falls in love. Obviously not with Joe.

Author: Samoa_Joe

Date: July 25, 2004

by Samoa_Joe
7-25-04
...so as you can see, I really need to get back those 20 bucks I lent you four years ago.
And as you will soon see, I really don't give a fuck. See you later, jerk-off.
*sigh* Woe is me...
Ey, Joe! Who da hell was that god damn gorgeous man who jus' left?
Oh, hi Tango. That was my cousin Damage. Wait... Please don't tell me that you found him attractive! He's like a spawn from hell!
With a booty like dat, he can be Hitler fo' all I care. Ey, Damage! Wait up! I need to speak to you! And sleep with you!