Greed, for lack of a better word, is Good.

Author: SassyOphelia

Date: November 22, 2003

by SassyOphelia
11-22-03
Hey WhartonKid, are you going home for Thanksgiving?
No, I don't have anyone.
What about your mom? I bet she'd be happy to see you.
No, I turned her in to the IRS in exchange for certain favors.
...that's terrible...
What? It's not like she had stock options.