There Was a Better Punchline in Real Life

Author: SassyOphelia

Date: September 20, 2005

by SassyOphelia
9-20-05
But I don't remember that one.
I like my men like I like my butter: whipped.
I like my husbands like I like my eggs: beaten.
I like my boyfriends like I like my cream:
You already used that one.