One Year Anniversary, Matt. Good Job.

Author: SassyOphelia

Date: October 3, 2005

by SassyOphelia
10-03-05
I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
You're Matt, right, the kid with the brain damage?
Yeah, I was drunk and fell off my balcony. Thankfully I only damaged my frontal lobe, so only my memory's bad.
Where am I?
Put the beer down, Matt.