I Want to be a Koala so I can be Cute and Pee Everywhere

Author: SassyOphelia

Date: January 4, 2007

by SassyOphelia
1-04-07
If I was an animal, what animal would I be?
Easy. A kinkajou.
Because you are tiny and adorable.
And because given the chance, you would bite Paris Hilton.