Divide Your Age in Two and Add Seven

Author: SassyOphelia

Date: October 9, 2007

by SassyOphelia
10-09-07
You know, we've lived together four years and you have never even once brought a guy back. What's up with that?
I'm a bit old for the dating scene. 67 million years too old, to be exact.
I'm a cougar!