All comics by SeeAy

 

by SeeAy
8-13-05
Soo... This is pretty awkward, right?
Hehm?
Well, it's like, we wake up every single day next to each other, snuggling for...warmth. At first it was like "oh, my loyal steed", but then I got to thinking about it--
Dunno if I care for where this is headed, pardner...
I just have to know for sure. Are you a goat, or a bloodhound or... y'know, what's the deal with your face?
Oh, right, that one. Still, fcuk you.

 

by SeeAy
8-13-05
Ooo, this is so exciting! I sure hope they have some of those brickerbrack-lined cardigans that I like so much.
B-because the desert gets cold. Get off my case. I don't have to prove anything to you. Or my father.
...Come on, buck up. This isn't because I made you try on that pancho-inspired saddle cloak with the Mayan tribal patterns on the tushy?
I'm not speaking to you.

 

by SeeAy
8-13-05
Doooogoooooaaat... I juuuusssst sliiiipped iiinn the molaaaasssess aannd aaalmooost drooowwwnned~
Oh my God, are you okay?? You want me to go get Old Man Fryer?
Iiit is... seeeeping into mmmy pooores... claaaiiiming mmme as its viiictiiim... Pllleeeasse.. Liiiick mmeee baaack to mortaaaalityyyyy~
Oh, Lord...
I dooon't waaant to soound gaaayy or nooothin'... buut I thiiink there's a whooole buunch in my buuuttcraack~
Well, if it hardens, 'least I won't have to worry about you playing with my horns while I'm sleeping anymore...

 

by SeeAy
8-14-05
Free kittens? Look at how cuuute!
Aren't they, though! I like the one with the stripe. If he were mine, I'd call him "Stripe".
Awww, just look at how they're crawling all over each other like a big, furry mass of precious!
Oh, I know!
I just want to gouge their eyes out with my thumbs and clasp my hands around their dainty, adorable necks so that they can't breathe through their sweet, tiny esophagi anymore!
Seriously, why is it your first instinct when you see something cute to beat it up? Need I remind you of Puppy Strangle Summer '98?

 

by SeeAy
8-15-05
Hey, where are you going?
I'm going out for a smoke. Watch the counter, I'll be back.
Boy, I wish I had a debilitating self-inflicted disease that demanded my attention every 45 minutes so I could get off work...

 

by SeeAy
8-27-05
My mom is totally in love with the fuzz. I got a speeding ticket that I didn't deserve and she was all, "oh, well, you should appreciate what the cops do for you!"
Word.
"They put their lives on the line every single day, blah, blah, blah..."
I can't wait until she's killed in a racist hate crime by a cop.
That'll learn her.

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