Gross. Molasses.

Author: SeeAy

Date: August 13, 2005

by SeeAy
8-13-05
Doooogoooooaaat... I juuuusssst sliiiipped iiinn the molaaaasssess aannd aaalmooost drooowwwnned~
Oh my God, are you okay?? You want me to go get Old Man Fryer?
Iiit is... seeeeping into mmmy pooores... claaaiiiming mmme as its viiictiiim... Pllleeeasse.. Liiiick mmeee baaack to mortaaaalityyyyy~
Oh, Lord...
I dooon't waaant to soound gaaayy or nooothin'... buut I thiiink there's a whooole buunch in my buuuttcraack~
Well, if it hardens, 'least I won't have to worry about you playing with my horns while I'm sleeping anymore...