Maligned Pirate Professions

Author: Serandite

Date: May 24, 2004

by Serandite
5-24-04
Presenting...the Three Most Maligned Pirate Professions...
The Chainsaw Brigand!
I will move your ship into my broadside using nothing but THE POWER OF MY MIND!
Presenting...the Three Most Maligned Pirate Professions...
The Market Cornerer!
50 poe per rum? Far too low for an opportunist like me!
Presenting...the Three Most Maligned Pirate Professions...
And... THE TAX MAN!
Show me the money.