Why Pirates Suck At Card Games

Author: Serandite

Date: July 11, 2005

by Serandite
7-11-05
ARR! I'll pay ye back in SPADES!
...you bid nil.
AVAST! I will plunder yer HEARTS!
Go ahead, I don't want 'em...
FINE! I'll make all these cards WALK THE PLANK!
Okay, why did you knock the table over? Sore loser.