The Taliban Strikes Again

Author: Sevastra

Date: January 6, 2003

by Sevastra
1-06-03
Secret laboratory in an undisclosed location...
So what do the instructions say?
"Operating instructions: Place object firmly on forehead. Proceed to strike object with as sizable an amount of force as can be mustered." Sounds painful, but here goes.
Ouch. Pain radiating from cranial area. I believe these instructions are incorrect.
It must suck to be you right about now.
Some days earlier, in a Middle Eastern hardware factory...
I have noticed that the majority of our products are purchased by Americans, so I want you to replace the instructions we provide with doctored ones that will be hazardous to them.
You got it, Binny.