Slurpees and Little Boys

Author: Sevastra

Date: January 7, 2003

by Sevastra
1-07-03
Dammit. Out of provisions again. Time to go raid the local 7-Eleven.
I hope those bastards didn't break the Slurpee machine again...
Greetings. I am Father Ostrowski. I have come to sodomize little boys. God commands it. Do you have any little boys to donate to the church?
I want my damn Slurpee, dude. Move.