Shishka Baba

Author: Sevastra

Date: January 7, 2003

by Sevastra
1-07-03
Our, erm... "heroes" receive a surprise visit...
You have a visitor.
Who could be coming here at this hour? No matter... send them in.
Allo. I am Shishka Baba. I am an ambassador from Afghanistan. I would like to inform you that your country is filled with swine and shall perish.
Oh well. Your country is filled with terrorists who wear diapers on their heads. We call you diaperheads 'cause you have shit for brains. Now there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Allo, Jesus. You realize you are a symbol of the one thing we hate most, yes?
I died for your sins and this is how you people repay me? By worshipping some chode named "Allah"?! Fuck you all! Go to hell!!! BURN!!!