BOTH fists

Author: Shadore

Date: June 22, 2003

by Shadore
6-22-03
Reloaded on IMAX was scrumtrulescent
Well...the parts between the mindless babblin' sure looked better
What's the deal with movies now? The first one is cool like Matrix 1 or Fellowship Of the Ring, and then the sequel spends its entire time on stupid dialogue that is supposed to be "oh so deep"
Ex #2: Attack of the clones. Both it and reloaded spend like 29 minutes with "chancellors" and "emessaries" yammering away about stupid shit when we know itll all be decided by a guy with a sword
And I'd say at least we have Guy Ritchie movies but "Swept Away" was..yeah. And Tarantino..."Kill Bill"? Female ninjas? god
They are remaking the Punisher. Seriously. It's time for a trip down to Marvel hQ and stick both my fists in Stan Lee's old fucking senile ass