I missed the Bus (Criss Cross 5th club edition)

Author: Shadore

Date: September 24, 2003

by Shadore
9-24-03
Riding the bus fucking sucks the big wet floppy distended labya
Sometime there's hot University chicks on it though
Maybe I can't see them because of the fat motherfucker sitting next to me who smells like Roseanne Barr's toilet bowl after a rousing game of "Taco Bell Frenzy"
University chicks suck anyways though. They don't do shit on weeknights because they might not get a 9.8 or whatever the fuck. So you graduate with honors and become a real estate agent, fuck off.
I can hear people fucking next door to me. The chick also drives a camaro
It's time for some bananna in the tailpipe action. In more ways than 3.