Everyone knows me. I'm like a celeb who dies queitly

Author: Shadore

Date: December 6, 2003

by Shadore
12-06-03
I would like to date your daughter who goes to the University
Son, do you know how shitty it is to date a girl who is going through post secondary?
Uh well...I just thought we'd go eat some KFC, watch a movie, and she'd jerk me off in the back seat of my Jetta
Goddamn it son, University girls don't do that shit! You gotta listen to how tough but enjoyable all their education is! You gotta pretend like you give a fuck about their funny male friends
Yeeesh. Count me out
Good thinking boy. Say...do you like Gladiator movies?