Introductions are in order.

Author: ShadowFreeze

Date: June 3, 2002

by ShadowFreeze
6-03-02
My name is Dan. I own this comic.
My name is Scott. I look like this because Dan couldn't find a better picture of me.
I'm Craig. I have no other purpose than to annoy the hell out of Dan.
I'm Aubree. I'm just friends with Dan.
My name is Brandon. I'm a wanna-be pimp.
I'll introduce other characters as they show up. Now, on with the comic.