And now, for something completely different.

Author: ShadowFreeze

Date: June 3, 2002

by ShadowFreeze
6-03-02
All right, now read it back to me, Hunter.
Ahem. "Dear Hot Pants: Baby, you make me wiggle. When I think about you, my eyes bleed, but in a good way."
Go on.
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. If you know what I mean. Will you be my 'sausage slave'? Your Secret Admirer."
Hows it sound?
It's... got potential.