Don't you hate it when that happens?

Author: ShadowFreeze

Date: June 3, 2002

by ShadowFreeze
6-03-02
Now, please deliver this steamy love letter to the woman of my dreams, with haste and discretion. And here's your $10.
Dream woman. Haste and discretion. Got it.
Now, remember, it's very important that you don't drop this letter somewhere where someone might find it and think someone else wrote it to them, leading to confusion.
Man, I HATE it when that happens.
5 minutes later...
You dropped it, didn't you?
.... yeah.