So, it was you all along....

Author: ShadowFreeze

Date: June 28, 2002

by ShadowFreeze
6-28-02
I just got another death threat! I don't even know these fucking people. What the hell is their problem?
Who's the moron this time?
Mike Parker.
Oh. Him. That's probably 'cause I slept with his wife and then called him up and told him I was you.
Thanks a lot, assmunch. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Were you aware that you're wanted in Oklahoma for assaulting a shopkeeper with a giant dildo?