Dan's such a softie.

Author: ShadowFreeze

Date: June 29, 2002

by ShadowFreeze
6-29-02
Hey, whats wrong, little guy?
I've got cancer. But I won't be able to find a cure because no one pledges any money for Craig's swimming effort.
Gee, that's too bad. Anything I can do for you before you shuffle off this mortal coil?
I only wish I'd lived long enough to become a man...
Tell you what... Let's take a road trip to Mexico. We can get sauced, stuff ourselves with tacos and we'll find you a nice, sleezy whore.
Hooray! God bless us, everyone!