X-Men 2: The Parody (4)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: May 15, 2003

by Shadow_Artist
5-15-03
The Shadow Artist takes time out from writing the X-Men 2 parody to meet one of its cameo characters...
Hey there! Are you Collosus, the mutant with the power to turn his body into chrome?
That I am!
One question: in the comics you were a Russian construction worker who only wanted to live in peace with his little sister. Why, in X-Men 2, are you portrayed as an all-American hero?
Well...er...the film had to be based in...
Also, assuming I accept that mistake, why is a grown man like yourself shown taking English Literature lessons with a bunch of 12 year old students?
Okay, fine! They screwed up my character! There, I've said it! You happy now?