X-Men 2: The Parody (5)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: May 15, 2003

by Shadow_Artist
5-15-03
The police, fearful of mutant violence, confront a man carrying knives...
This is the police! Drop the knife and get down on the floor!
Okay offic..
BANG!
*Thud*
Debriefing...
I don't mind you being trigger-happy, officer, but not every perp with a knife in their hand has Wolverine's super-healing mutation.
I don't suppose the children I shot afterwards have super-healing either, do they?