Go RocketCop! (3)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: June 13, 2003

by Shadow_Artist
6-13-03
GREETINGS! ROCKETCOP#1053 RESPONDING TO A REPORTED BURGLARY!
Ah, yes. Thanks for coming so quickly, officer. Thieves broke in and trashed the place! My laptop was stolen!
YOUR APARTMENT'S INFERIOR STATE WILL HINDER A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION!
Er...yeah. Sorry about the mess, but my house WAS ransacked.
INSUFFICIENT! ROCKETCOP WILL PREPARE YOUR APARTMENT FOR AN INVESTIGATION WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE!
But what about the finger...AIIIIIIEEEEE!