Go RocketCop! (8)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: June 14, 2003

by Shadow_Artist
6-14-03
*Sniff* God, please help me! *Sniff* I'm here... *Blub* ...to... *Sob* ...report... *Sniff* ...I WAS RAPED!
Easy there, ma'am. You're safe now. If you'd like to go to the waiting room I'll get one of my best officers to take a statement from you.
ROCKETCOP#1072 AWAITING RAPE ACCOUNT!
You beast! *Sob* You brute! *Cry* Don't you care what happened to me? How I was VIOLATED!
YOUR EMOTIONAL STATE IS OBSTRUCTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE! ROCKETCOP SHALL CALM YOU DOWN WITH OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTIVE FORCE!
I don't need calming dow...AIIIIIIEEEEE!