BTC5 (2): Never Stand Up A Nerd...

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: May 18, 2004

by Shadow_Artist
5-18-04
You missed our last Dungeons and Dragons game! Don't worry though, I let some kid in a white baseball cap play your character.
That's cool. So, what crazy treasure and skills did 'Norman the Barbarian Fishmonger' pick up while I was away?
Can I set myself on fire?
Sure. You scream as your flesh is slowly burnt away. As you die a dwarf runs into your shop and steals all your salmon.
You BASTARD.