WW47 (Tree Rape #2): Got him by the jingle bells.

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: May 4, 2006

by Shadow_Artist
5-04-06
Officer, this is absurd! I would never impale a fairy on my bristling pine trunk! I'm a symbol of holiday cheer! I wouldn't hurt a fly!
Sir, you're raping a star right now.
Baubles.