CC134 – Low Humour Entry 1: Raping the seeds you sow...

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: July 29, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
7-29-02
Tell me about your day, Freddy.
I was abducted by perverted hooligans, who stuffed my ass with peanuts and left me in a room with a starving elephant…
…the memory is painfully clear.
Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD! OHGODOHGOD!
Mmmm, peanuts and ass blood...a pleasing combination…
I see…you weren’t actually abducted by perverted hooligans, were you?
Hell no! But the rest is true. Oh so delightfully true…