CC135 - Warning! Entry 1: America's Biggest Blunder!

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 3, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-03-02
USA: Washington D.C. The President considers his last pre-emptive strike...
Gee Advisor Jim, I'm thinking it was wrong of us to nuke France. I mean, the French did have a certain 'je ne sais quoi'.
Your talking crazy talk Mr President, sir. America can never admit it's wrong. Read the contract you signed at your inauguration.
"Warning: America must never admit it was/is/will be wrong, ever, no matter what the circumstances..." Sod that Advisor Jim, inform the world's press America wishes to apologise!
Sigh. Very well Mr President, sir.
Arrrrgh! Advisor Jim! What in the name of radioactive France is going on?
By admitting America was wrong you've caused reality to implode. Congratulations Mr President, sir...