CC135 - Warning! Entry 3: The Advantages of Geekhood...

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 3, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-03-02
Somewhere, far above planet Earth...
Well, it cost me $135, but I've finally managed to construct a laser powerful enough to turn the Earth's oceans green!
Man Dr Proton, I love the colour green! I need a closer look. I'll just pop in this store room and get my telescope.
Store room? Yikes! Don't go through there Dr Freek! Read the sign...READ THE SIGN!
What sign? There's just this metallic plaque with unintelligible words on it. Now, where's my telescope...
In hindsight, writing the "WARNING: DIRECT ACCESS TO THE COLD VACUUM OF SPACE" sign in Klingon probably wasn't the smartest thing to do...
My eyes! They're popping inside my head!