An Additional Ice Capades Addition!

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 11, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-11-02
I know you think my life is going nowhere, working at the Kebab Stand as I do, so I've decided to take a job with long term prospects. I've joined the army!
Long term prospects! Are you crazy? People die in the army. That's a soldier's job - to die!
Don't worry! I've asked for deployment in an area that doesn't have any current conflict.
Praise Allah! Where will you be posted then?
The Falkland Islands.
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!