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| I know you think my life is going nowhere, working at the Kebab Stand as I do, so I've decided to take a job with long term prospects. I've joined the army! | |
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| Long term prospects! Are you crazy? People die in the army. That's a soldier's job - to die! | |
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| Don't worry! I've asked for deployment in an area that doesn't have any current conflict. | |
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| Praise Allah! Where will you be posted then? | |
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| YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS! | |
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