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| Getting married on the beach was a lovely idea, darling! It's so romantic! | |
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| And to preserve this moment for all time, I've hired one of those new Robot Wedding Photographers! | |
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Activating Missile Guidance System...Target Locked...Enabling Flash...Beginning Photographer Soundtrack...
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| SMILE PEOPLE. IT'S YOUR WEDDING! | |
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One weekend of frenzied honeymoon sex later and the photographs arrive...
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| Why are so many of these shots zoomed in on my cleavage? | |
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| Beats me. I never want to look at those bags of crap... | |
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