CC10001000 - Robots Rule! Entry 4: Safety First

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 14, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-14-02
The ship's going down, Nelson! What do we do?
Firstly George, it's a plane. Secondly, don't worry - the robotic stewardess will tell us how to survive this disaster.
EVACUATION FROM PLANE SUCCESSFUL...ACTIVATING PARACHUTE...DESCENT RATE DECREASING...UNIT SAFETY ASSURED...
I knew it was a bad idea to equip the stewardesses with a survival instinct.
An even worse idea was equipping a passenger plane with only one parachute...