CC137: Captain Claus - Scourge of the Seven Seas (2)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 16, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-16-02
Please Santa, don’t be so cruel! The orphans need these toy bears. They have nothing else in the world besides liver failure and malnutrition!
Arrr! Ya be a kindly gent, so a’ll not be a buggerin’ ya wi’no dino-bone!
My tight virgin butt thanks you, Captain Claus! But I really wish you…
‘Old on tha matey! Did ya say ya butt were a’virgin in tha ways of booty sex?
Errr, yes…
Then I withdraw ma offer! Thank goodness I always check ma list twice! Arrrahahaha!