CC137: Captain Claus - Scourge of the Seven Seas (7)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 16, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-16-02
Years later, in an expensive therapy session...
And you say you were raped by Father Christmas?
Yes. After he anally-assaulted my cargo of teddy bears that is.
You’re going to give yourself arthritis if you press that panic button any harder…