CC137: Captain Claus - Scourge of the Seven Seas (8)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 16, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-16-02
Hours later, in a Maximum Security Asylum...
Great. I’m in a nuthouse, I’ve been declared a danger to society, and my wife’s sleeping with the neighbour’s dog.
Still, there is a bright side to all this. At least I’m not being ass-raped by Father Christmas!
Ding Dong! Visiting Hours!
You’ve got five minutes, Santa.
Arrr! Five minutes ‘ll be plenty…