CC139 - Doctor! Doctor! Entry 4: I'll provide the cure!

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 24, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-24-02
You wanted to see me, sweetie?
Sure did. Thing is babes, I've got terminal cancer, so I thought I'd tell you where I've buried millions of government bonds before I die a painful death.
That way you can live a happy, wealthy life when I'm gone! Now, the bonds are hidden at...Too late, my time has come.
Heh heh...Hell's got a naked statue of Hitler that's just begging to have a sinner's ass plunged onto it's erect, marble phallus...
The next day...
...so you see Dr Bloodygills, I'm worried that I'll get depressed over the loss of both my boyfriend and his undisclosed millions!
I see. Well, recent medical research indicates that the best way to prevent depression is to swallow large quantites of shark semen...