CC139 - Doctor! Doctor! Entry 5: Traditional Medicine

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 25, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-25-02
Oh Rich Asian Doctor Girl, I get such terrible headaches. It feels like there's a six-elephant orgy going on in my head!
Elephant orgy you say? Well, there is a new drug on the market that is proven to completely stop headaches of all kinds. It'll cost you $24,000 a pill, and you'll need to take six a day.
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. I can't afford such treatment! Do you have any other medicine?
Well, there is an alternative treatment we could try...
Moments later...
So how long do you think it will take for the evil spirits to leak away?
Evil spirits? I was just going to suggest you get plenty of rest...