The Genie of the Lemon (3)

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 25, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-25-02
In an ordinary motel room, a little girl has just released The Genie of the Lemon...
I am the Genie of the Lemon! I have been held within that lemon for many, many years, but now you have freed me. Thank you.
No problem Mr Genie of the Lemon, sir. My name's Becky, by the way.
Well Becky, for setting me free I will use my amazing powers to grant you four wishes!
Four? Don't genie's usually grant just three wishes?
You are referring to genies held within lamps. I am the Genie of the Lemon, a far more gracious otherworldly spirit!
And here was me thinking that untold thousands of years imprisonment within a lemon would have made you sour...