CC140 – The Real One! Entry 2: Maura the Merciful

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 30, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-30-02
The winner of this year’s Mercy Killings Award goes to Maura, for her pro-euthanasia essay ‘Mercy = Free Beds’
Oh goody! What’s my prize?
You get to perform euthanasia at a hospital of your choice!
Euthanasia, hey…
At a hospital of Maura’s choice…
But I don’t have a terminal illness! I’m only here to have my tonsils out!
Shhh. It’s okay. The suffering will soon be over…