Irregular Candy (5) : Artistic License

Author: Shadow_Artist

Date: August 31, 2002

by Shadow_Artist
8-31-02
The printing room for the newspaper 'The Reporter'...
Hold the front page! I've just got an account of an exciting incident that happened downtown.
"Elderly widow catches falling man as he attempts suicide over bridge..." Is this statement accurate?
Well most of it is. I mean, someone did jump off a bridge...