All comics by ShakeZulu

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by ShakeZulu
8-21-04
I AM SATAN!!!!!!
ummm...... Okay?
WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!! I SHALL HAUNT YOU, FOREVER!!!
That's fine.
AREN'T YOU SCARED!!!! um.... BOO!
Okay, you do that. I'm gonna take a leak.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-22-04
Hello Everybody! I'm adding images to the site!
Shweet!
In Fact, I'll re-do the site!
Hooray! We love you, even though the site will be even more shitty!
Oops, I won't add images, because I'm lazy, and you suck. Now, I have to go give blowjobs to C|net!
Ooh! My Nipples are tender, just thinking about it!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-22-04
Man.......this game is hard......
JEFF! I NEED HELP WITH MY AOL!
Not now! I need to beat the final Boss!
Hey? Why did you change my AOL name into Shadowtak? ANd why the hell did I see my name in your little Videogame site?
BECAUSE I DID, MOM!
Jeff? You said I was your wife, on your little site! You're grounded!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
OH GOD!!!! SO MUCH PRESSURE!
Internet Explorer: Not Working
Shut.........up
Windows XP, shutting off
Damn.....freewebs is hard....

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Damn, girl.... look at your titties....
I make you hot, don't I??
BethanyM, damn, you make me hard!!!! HARD!!!
yeah.... let's fuck
Oh yeah............ make me feel good......
OH, CJAYC, HARDER, HARDER, UGH!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
must.......not......give......in....to......C|net
Hey, I'll give you a cookie for your site, CjayC!
Cookie? Awesome! My Passwords are under the printer!
COOOOOOOKIES!
MWHAAHASHAHAHAHH!!!!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Oh god..... who can that be?
*ring* *ring* *ring*
OK! YOU'RE ON INTERCOM MODE!
Ok.. hi, Jeff, this is C|net. Could you give us........blowjobs?
Nah.. not today. I'm on a date with shadotak, and I'm playing GTA
Ok, you fat sumbitch. Call me!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Hello. I'm CjayC
I have a small dick
But I'm cool.
Becuase I run GameFAQS
Sometimes I give Blowjobs to C|NET
They say, I'm the sweetest bitch, in San Fran!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Hey...... I want a double cheeseburger
'kay. that'll come down to $2.50
What the fuck? do you know who I am? I run GameFAQS? That makes me 1337! I NEED MY FREE SHIT, RIGHT NOW!
No, You're the fag who runs GameFAQS. You're a nerd, and I'm 1337. Now please pay.
THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!
Give me the god damn money.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Hey...... I want a double cheeseburger
'kay. that'll come down to $2.50
What the fuck? do you know who I am? I run GameFAQS? That makes me 1337! I NEED MY FREE SHIT, RIGHT NOW!
No, You're the fag who runs GameFAQS. You're a nerd, and I'm 1337. Now please pay.
THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!
Give me the god damn money.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
The Boards Are Temprarily down for maintanence
Finally. Some time to myself!
click HERE for kinky dog porn!
Oh yeah.
CENSORED, FOR BEASTIALITY-INDUCED MASTURBATION
that's some sick shit, dude

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
awwwwww a cute snowman.
HUH? PUNK BITCH? I'MA FUCK YO MAMA!
AH, JESUS! DON'T HURT ME!
Bitch.........had it coming for ya.
I'ma go jack off near Santa's workshop

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Ha! a Midget!
Mang, you shut up!
eh? what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Nothing. the creator's feeling lazy, so he put in a midget.
I'm bored. I'ma go ban someone.
i'ma eat some children that keep showing me goatse pictures.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-23-04
Which user would you like to ban?
BAN THAT SOB WHO CALLED ME A DUMMIE!!!!
Invalid username
BAN THE USER WHO CALLED ME NAMES!
You suck. Windows will shut off
*sniffs* WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Leave me alone, bastard!
yo, what the fuck did I do?
You messed up my winning streak!
The hell? You never win at games? Why the fuck are you even PLAYING a game???
BECUASE I AM CJAYC, I RUN GAMEFAQS, AND I AM 1337. GET OUT OF THE ROOM!
Dumbass...

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
How CjayC Merged with GameSpot
Oh, hi there!
How are you feeling?
Good, why?
um........Can you merge the GS and GF game boards?
fuck no.......................unless there's a cookie in it, for me.
DEAL!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Woah........ People don't like anything on the boards now....
Wow...... I'm terrible. I should start anew!
Windows XP, shutting off
Oh well. Fuck that!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hello. I am GamefaqsMantis.
I don't have any friends
I don't know the meaning of the number "2".
ShakeZulu is an asshat, becuase he is a copycat.
I am the only one, who should be making CjayC comics, and getting them published on some gay website. I don't do mine for fun, I do mine, becuase I r00l, and I might find a GF online.
Oops! My Mommie's calling me! My salisbury steak AWAITS!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
AHH! Who are you?!?!
I AM SATAN!!!!!!!
From that dumb comic that god, er, ShakeZulu created?
Yes, I am, as a cameo. ON TOPIC, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
AHH GOD!!!!! WHERE AM I???
YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME!!! NOW........YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Oh my god, where am I!?!?!?
YOU..........ARE IN HELL!!!! MY KINGDOM!
Oh god, you saw me fuck BethanyM?
YES, AND I WAS ONLY SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!
Oh jesus, help me!!!
Sorry, he caught me masturbating to May from Pokemon........

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hey, I'm Bigs Bunny.........with a shotgun!
Ack!
Sup, I'm Bill Clinton.
Shiiiiiiiiiiit!
Hey...............I'm GamefaqsMantis
OH, GOD NO!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
HOLY CRAP!!!! It's a dream! I Must've fell asleep at the server!
Damn..... I keep hearing noises. better go get my gun, and go down in the cellar.
ME SO HORNY!
WTF???????!!?!
Give Bethany some sugar.....

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
I can't do this anymore, nobody likes me.
Yeppers.
Bunny, shoot me!
One crappy ending, comin' up!
THE GODDAMN END. SERiES CREATED BY SHAKEZULU, AND SOME EPISODES WRITTEN BY GTA FAN, AND HATRICK
Damn... this guy's wallet is PACKED!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
I'm a blonde chick, Age 27, and horny.
I'm A 21 year old gollege student, with a rocket in his pocket.
I AM SO LUCKY
I AM SO LUCKY

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
7:00 AM
Hot Sexy Co-Eds!
2:30 PM
GameFAQS!
4:00 AM
Sesame St. Hentai!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hi! Welcome back to The Chan. 8 news! I'm tom Greenberg
And I'm a slut.
Lick my ass, cock-licker
I'll fucking kill you.
After the commerciasl break, I rape my co-anchor!
And After that, I'll slit my wrists, LIVE, on Channel 8!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hi! Welcome back to The Chan. 8 news! I'm tom Greenberg
And I'm a slut.
Lick my ass, cock-licker
I'll fucking kill you.
After the commerciasl break, I rape my co-anchor!
And After that, I'll slit my wrists, LIVE, on Channel 8!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Ass
Titties
Ass And Titties
Ass, Ass
Titties, Titties
Ass and Titties

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Can you help me cross the street?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.....

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Holy crap? Where are we?
We're the characters used in the un-touched comic.
Of course, we never stay this way
Yeah, that sucks
HOLY CRAP, I'VE BEEN CHANGED!
aw.... crap. What to do, what to do... ah, fuck it.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hey Mr! Whatcha gonna do with that axe!
I'm gonna slice you.
Ha! That's so Silly! Are you kidding?
Nope.
WARNING: THE SCREEN COULDn"T PROCESS THE AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE AND GUTS. PLEASE, THINK OF THE PINK DONKEYS.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
HOLY CRAP? WHERE AM I?
You're in purgatory. A coked up Rabbit shot you.
Oh... well, I wanna live! Or go to heaven!
Oops too bad! You'll coem to like Purgatory. It's fine. Do you want porn? It's across the river.
There are no rivers.
Shut the fuck up, and bend over, bitch.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
Awwwww crap. I better adjust to Purgatory. I wonder if anyone else is here?
Hey......you. I know you.
Awwwww crap. I better adjust to Purgatory. I wonder if anyone else is here?
I know you. You are CjayC. It's me.....BethanyM. I got a human transition!
HOLY SHIIIIIIAT!
Mwhahahaahahahha!!!!!!!!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
You! Help me!
I'm the gatekeeper, I don't know shit!
I NEED TO FIND THAT GREY GUY!! PLEEz, PLEEZ, PLEEZ, PLEEZ?
SHUT UP! GET OUT OF HERE, BASTARD! GO BACK TO EARTH, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PEOPLE CALL IT!
IDEA BY HATRICKPATRCK. BASE DON SOMETHING FROM KINGDOM HOSPITAL
Okay! good enough for me!
god, DAMN! I hatre this job.

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
Ouch.. where the hell am I?
Move it, geek!
Please, I need to get home!
Go!
WHERE IS MY HOUSE!
YOU'RE IN YOUR FUCKING BACK YARD!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
This is what happens
When CJayC
MAkes another merge With GameSpot
Oh................shit

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
Hello, Jeff.
Oh, hey, Mark. Wanna blowjob? this time, it's a freebee
Nah, I wanted to tell you something
what?
You're a fucking geek, and you belong to C|Net. You suck, and you are ours. Now.........give us anal, OR ELSE!
Not this again.......

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
Damn..... G4TechTV sucks!
......and GameFAQS is considered, the worst message board, on the web. back to you, jesus.
WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?! I NEED MORE USERS!
5 Minutes Later
*and I promise to add favorite porn, next to your sig and quote*.
Heh.......They'll never know...

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
So..... uh, what's your sign?
WTF?!?!?!?

 

by ShakeZulu
8-25-04
UGHHHHH!! !YEAH!!! I'M SQUIRTIN' IT!
OH YEAH!
JEFF!!! YOU PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE! NO MORE HAVING SEX WITH BETHANYM!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, asshole!
I'LL FUCK YOU UP, BASTARD!!!
Jeff? where are you? I didn't cum!

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