The Asshole News

Author: ShakeZulu

Date: August 24, 2004

by ShakeZulu
8-24-04
Hi! Welcome back to The Chan. 8 news! I'm tom Greenberg
And I'm a slut.
Lick my ass, cock-licker
I'll fucking kill you.
After the commerciasl break, I rape my co-anchor!
And After that, I'll slit my wrists, LIVE, on Channel 8!