Vampire and Pimp

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: October 2, 2010

by Sharpsponge
10-02-10
Bwah! Bwah! I don't even want your hip-hop blood!
Yo, dig this, whitey. The ladies get all gooshy over that vampire tushy. We could probably work something out, no doubt.
I'm really actually into monogamous relationships right now. It's just me and Elvira. We're seeing a therapist.
Better get your thong unstuck and wise up, Drack gone whack. You're cultural merchandise to be milked for all it's worth.
Arrrhh! How did he see through my eternal facade? I am just a cheap corporate ho, it's true!
Boy, that pale gentleman in the razzle-dazzle suit sure looks sexy when he's angry!