The nosy professor

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: October 2, 2010

by Sharpsponge
10-02-10
Excuse me, chap. I say, what are those things in stacks behind you?
Fast-food boxes. It's a fetish of mine. I know it's a problem.
And what about the hammer? Is that part of the fetish?
No, that's to keep my head from breaking in half. For some reason, my mouth was drawn in a complete circle like the equator.
Say what?
You might want to look the other way.