ROOMIES

Author: Sharpsponge

Date: October 2, 2010

by Sharpsponge
10-02-10
Fancy meeting you here, roomie!
Goodness me! It really is a small world after all.
Oh, hey, did you get milk? It's your turn, you know. It's also your turn to get the toilet paper, and not that 1-ply stuff either cheapskate.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. ... Say, which is the best vortex in here?
Oh, I don't come for the vortexes. I'm a neuter, remember? And would it be possible for you to stop cleaning your diapers in the bathroom sink? The nuts get stuck in the drain.
Oh, I do love to soil my britches. It is a very liberating experience.